People with cute noses are lucky
- *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
- Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
- Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
- Man: I never filled out an application.
- Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
- Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
- Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
- Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
- Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
- Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
- Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
- Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
- Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
- Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
- Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
- Man: Fuck you, slut.
a big thank you to http://mrs-styles-one-direction.tumblr.com/!
The rules are: 1. Always post the rules
2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones.
3. Tag 11 new people.
4. Actually tell them you tagged them.
Questions for people I tag:
1)Have you seen the boys live?Yes i’ve seen them live. at the concert in munich :)) i’m so happy about it!
2) What would you do if you were working at Starbucks and one of the boys came and ordered? i dont know. i think i would be speechless and i would writte my phone number on the bowl..
3)How do you imagine your life would be if you were married at your favorite member? it would be stressfull, so many haters and so little time with my “boyfriend”. but on the other hand it would be soo great:)
4)Do you have any of the boys albums and fragnance? yup, each album and the ‘our moments’ fragnance
5)Favorite actor/actress? i dont have really one, but i like jennifer lawrence
6)favorite vacation place? Egypt♥
7)Which outfit style do you prefer on each boy? i really love the bad boy look
8)Do you watch any TV series (teen wolf, pretty little liears etc.)? i watch pretty little liars
9)What other bands or singers do you listen to? ed sheeran, imagine dragons and so many other
10)Do you love fashion? absolute!
11)What is the one thing you can’t live without it? Musik
11 Questions for the people i tag:
1.) What do you love about yourself?
2.) Whats more important? to see or to hear
3.) Do you have a favourite 1D boy?
4.) Whats your favourite song in up all night?
5.) If you ever got to meet the boys, what’s something you’d have to tell/ask them?
6.) Where is your place to be?
7.) Whats your favourite colour?
8.) And your favourite person?
9.) Where do you live?
10.) Do you like to travell?
11.) And where dou you always wanted to travell?