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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via explodingnarry)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

(via explodingnarry)

razzyant:

can you believe louis actually said “good lad, nice little body” about harry like that actually happened we have audio and video of louis saying harry’s a good lad with a nice little body

(via theboyfriendstagram)

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grasmueck:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

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grasmueck:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

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(Quelle: saiyan1997, via iwjase)

  • someone: omg 1D is so gay
  • 2011 me: NO! THEY ARE NOT GAY THEY ALL HAVE HAD GIRLFRIENDS!! 100% STRAIGHT!!!
  • someone: omg 1D is so gay
  • 2014 me: lol ikr

jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

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girlslug:

TOO REAL

entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

(Quelle: ThisisNicolai, via fame-is-greater-than-infinity)

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Quelle: fumi-kanno, via whitechocolateicecream)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

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